NSFW Unbefuckinglieveably Weird Drugs
11-15-2019, 12:30 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-17-2019, 12:56 PM by AiwassATeenageKey.)
So maybe you thought huffing the fumes from dried human turds in a plastic bag in South African back alleys was weird right? Well that's true. But there's way weirder, read on:
Getting High on C-4 Explosive
Yep, it happens. You either eat it, or shake it in some booze to produce a suspension then drink it. Cyclonite has been consumed by disinterested squadies in order to pass the time on a boring stake-outs. It produces hallucinations and body tremors and seizures if you take too much. The precise effects aren't mentioned in dispatches, but use is sufficiently common for the words "Do not ingest explosive materials" to be included in U.S. Marine training manuals.
Huffing Carbogen
Carbogen is a mixture of 70% oxygen and 30% CO2. This specific proportion tricks your brain into thinking you're suffocating because of the CO2 proportion, but it reality there's a higher proportion of oxygen in carbogen than you breath in air. So you get the thrills of a near death experience without any danger of dying. Kind of like a dominatrix who thinks you've got some more money stashed somewhere or being waterboarded for shits and giggles. It's a very strong disassociate, as evidenced by the following: "Subjects report a clear separation of self from body. As with psychedelics and NDEs, there are reports of caves, tunnels, intense bright lights, visions of other people, reliving of past events and spiritual experiences". Read Dr L J Meduna's 'Carbon Dioxide Therapy' for more.
Clomipramine
Here's a thing. A strong dose of this antidepressant can make you come when you yawn. Both male and female. Spontaneous orgasms when yawning, even if you force the yawn to happen. Which, frankly, would certainly lighten my mood to a large extent. After initial shock and surprise, some patients rapidly adapted and indeed sought out this side effect to the extent that females wore extra underwear and males condoms in order to be able to have orgasms at will, without having to turn themselves on. Because why wouldn't you. Needless to say, the fun police stamped on this as a general treatment pretty fast, but it's real and out there somewhere. PM me if you find some of it.
DDT
Yes, the insecticide. Folk used to mix it with gin. More a deliriant than intoxicant, it produced similar effects to 'backwoods bree', which was a drink produced by blowing coal gas (the mains gas prior to north sea) through milk. Apparently, they get you really messed up. Like Naked Lunch messed up. Enjoy.
Rhododendron
Famous as the flower source for hallucinogenic honey, the plant itself remains active all year round. The specific species is called ponticum, and it produces effects similar to datura/jimsonweed. The first and only time I tried datura in the form of a tea made from an asthma cigarette , I lost 6 hours of my life, a 75 quid leather boot and shat myself so badly that I had to sneak into someone's garden at 4am and wash myself in a pond so that a taxi driver would let me take his cab home and I could cool my arsehole down below white hot. Consider yourself warned.
Salamander Brandy
This is a really weird one. Rather than arrange the salamander in a cruciform fashion and scrape the venom from it's skin, as is done with the hallucinogenic frog, the salamander is generally dangled from a piece of string and has spirits poured over it so that the brandy drips off it's body. So the salamander gets fucked up too, how cool is that. A user reports the experience along these lines: "I wished to fuck something, anything, and in this almost full absence from the world, I chose a beech tree. After raping the trunk horribly for a long while, I sank into the wet leaves below, maybe even slept, but as I raved on the ground a few of the salamanders wandered past my vision, saying "Look, who's that? Not a salamander, that's for sure". Which is a pretty fucked up state to be in by any standard.
Xenon
This is the inert gas used to swamp short-circuiting comms rooms and expensive electronics factories when a fire breaks out. It's stronger than laughing gas with pretty much identical effects, i.e. walking like a spaceman and hearing everything through a wah-wah pedal. Before you get tempted to burgle somewhere to get some of it, consider that if a company cares enough to protect their comms cabinets with an extremely expensive full xenon dump in case of fire, they'll think nothing of purchasing a dozen gypsy mastiff dogs and jailbird security guards trained in tape deletion. Just saying.
Mouldy Books
Yeah, that smell you sometimes find in really old book shops, or at least shops with really old books, is sometimes the result of both spores and gasses produced by a book fungus capable of psychedelic effects. Which explains the weirdo behind the counter.
Anyone else know any?
Getting High on C-4 Explosive
Yep, it happens. You either eat it, or shake it in some booze to produce a suspension then drink it. Cyclonite has been consumed by disinterested squadies in order to pass the time on a boring stake-outs. It produces hallucinations and body tremors and seizures if you take too much. The precise effects aren't mentioned in dispatches, but use is sufficiently common for the words "Do not ingest explosive materials" to be included in U.S. Marine training manuals.
Huffing Carbogen
Carbogen is a mixture of 70% oxygen and 30% CO2. This specific proportion tricks your brain into thinking you're suffocating because of the CO2 proportion, but it reality there's a higher proportion of oxygen in carbogen than you breath in air. So you get the thrills of a near death experience without any danger of dying. Kind of like a dominatrix who thinks you've got some more money stashed somewhere or being waterboarded for shits and giggles. It's a very strong disassociate, as evidenced by the following: "Subjects report a clear separation of self from body. As with psychedelics and NDEs, there are reports of caves, tunnels, intense bright lights, visions of other people, reliving of past events and spiritual experiences". Read Dr L J Meduna's 'Carbon Dioxide Therapy' for more.
Clomipramine
Here's a thing. A strong dose of this antidepressant can make you come when you yawn. Both male and female. Spontaneous orgasms when yawning, even if you force the yawn to happen. Which, frankly, would certainly lighten my mood to a large extent. After initial shock and surprise, some patients rapidly adapted and indeed sought out this side effect to the extent that females wore extra underwear and males condoms in order to be able to have orgasms at will, without having to turn themselves on. Because why wouldn't you. Needless to say, the fun police stamped on this as a general treatment pretty fast, but it's real and out there somewhere. PM me if you find some of it.
DDT
Yes, the insecticide. Folk used to mix it with gin. More a deliriant than intoxicant, it produced similar effects to 'backwoods bree', which was a drink produced by blowing coal gas (the mains gas prior to north sea) through milk. Apparently, they get you really messed up. Like Naked Lunch messed up. Enjoy.
Rhododendron
Famous as the flower source for hallucinogenic honey, the plant itself remains active all year round. The specific species is called ponticum, and it produces effects similar to datura/jimsonweed. The first and only time I tried datura in the form of a tea made from an asthma cigarette , I lost 6 hours of my life, a 75 quid leather boot and shat myself so badly that I had to sneak into someone's garden at 4am and wash myself in a pond so that a taxi driver would let me take his cab home and I could cool my arsehole down below white hot. Consider yourself warned.
Salamander Brandy
This is a really weird one. Rather than arrange the salamander in a cruciform fashion and scrape the venom from it's skin, as is done with the hallucinogenic frog, the salamander is generally dangled from a piece of string and has spirits poured over it so that the brandy drips off it's body. So the salamander gets fucked up too, how cool is that. A user reports the experience along these lines: "I wished to fuck something, anything, and in this almost full absence from the world, I chose a beech tree. After raping the trunk horribly for a long while, I sank into the wet leaves below, maybe even slept, but as I raved on the ground a few of the salamanders wandered past my vision, saying "Look, who's that? Not a salamander, that's for sure". Which is a pretty fucked up state to be in by any standard.
Xenon
This is the inert gas used to swamp short-circuiting comms rooms and expensive electronics factories when a fire breaks out. It's stronger than laughing gas with pretty much identical effects, i.e. walking like a spaceman and hearing everything through a wah-wah pedal. Before you get tempted to burgle somewhere to get some of it, consider that if a company cares enough to protect their comms cabinets with an extremely expensive full xenon dump in case of fire, they'll think nothing of purchasing a dozen gypsy mastiff dogs and jailbird security guards trained in tape deletion. Just saying.
Mouldy Books
Yeah, that smell you sometimes find in really old book shops, or at least shops with really old books, is sometimes the result of both spores and gasses produced by a book fungus capable of psychedelic effects. Which explains the weirdo behind the counter.
Anyone else know any?
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